[Crackling sounds - like something soft smacking against the pages over and over again, or like there's an breeze that's making the pages of some book placed too close to the device scrape over the microphone.

If that's what you're thinking then you're really not far off.]The worst thing is that I can't even really enjoy looking at myself in the ( Read more... )

Ai, ai, ai. What's this? I must have drunk way too much last night. I don't remember a thing… I don't even remember how I got here… or even what the hell this thing I'm talking to is. Ah, that brat is going to be so annoyed.

Speaking of, where has that brat got to anyway? Why does he always run off on his own when I tell him again and --

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